Michael Moore: "Democrats Can...Pull off Mother of all Upsets," Defeat Republicans

It will come as no surprise that Michael Moore has once again said something that is asinine and utterly ridiculous.  The king of fake documentaries, Moore is once again trying to lie to the American people.  What's his brilliant idea this time?  That Democrats have a legitimate shot at pulling off "the mother of all upsets" and make gains this November.

According to Moore, he has five magical ways that Democrats can save himself.  Not surprisingly, Moore loves himself so much that he believes that he somehow is the only one who can save a major political party from defeat in eight days.  How?  Blame Bush and spend more.

His first suggestion?  Blame Bush (shocking, I know):

"We Americans have very short attention spans... People need to be reminded over and over that it was the REPUBLICANS who concocted and led the unnecessary invasion of two countries, putting us in our longest war ever, wars that will eventually cost us over $3 trillion. Bush and Co. also caused the biggest collapse of our economy since the Great Depression. I don't know a single person in Hollywood who wouldn't shoot and produce those spots for you for FREE."

Apparently Moore has been holed up in the middle of the Mojave Desert for the last three years, as President Obama's entire political career has been made by blaming Bush.

Moore's second suggestion?  Arrest President Bush, Donald Rumsfeld, CEOs, and those who 'profited' from war"

"Announce that the Justice Department will seek indictments against both those who caused the economic collapse and those who became war profiteers. Call it for what it is: organized crime."

Remember, according to Moore, on top of "disliking" Saddam Hussein, President Bush only went into Iraq and Afghanistan for oil.  To Moore, this would make our 43rd President a "war profiteer."  Something tells me this guy doesn't like President Bush...

I'll skip his third suggestion because it is not completely insane.  Moore's fourth suggestion?  More spending!

"Put together a simple plan to hire enough people to repair our roads, fix up our aging schools, and rebuild our infrastructure. Fund this by taxing the richest 1% who have more financial wealth than 95% of Americans combined!"

Well, this could work.  I mean, it's not like the President already tried a large spending project that cost taxpayers nearly a trillion dollars.  Wait a minute...

His fifth suggestion?  Something Democrats could never do:

"Promise to accept donations of only $2, $5 and $10. You will also pledge not to take a job as a lobbyist or lawyer for ANY corporation for ten years after you leave Congress."

Don't tell Mr. Moore, but Democrats are still going to lose.  And guess what?  Part of the reason is because they did the very things that Moore is suggesting.

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