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So, enjoy that you are still alive and that the planet hasn't exploded/become a nuclear wasteland/dinosaurs conjured by a time traveler haven't enslaved humanity.
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Saturday, May 21, 2011
Good News: The World Hasn't Ended
Unless you were part of the insane/stupid/moronically gullible religious group of Family Radio, you knew the world would go on as normal today. If you are part one of those idiots, thank you for reading Pundit Press; I hope you enjoy our political coverage.
Also, in case you did not notice, the world has not ended. The group's crazy leader, who I'm not even going to bother to name because he doesn't deserve the recognition, was wrong once again. In 1994 he predicted that Jesus would come back to earth, an event that I do not believe happened... I probably would have heard about it.
So, enjoy that you are still alive and that the planet hasn't exploded/become a nuclear wasteland/dinosaurs conjured by a time traveler haven't enslaved humanity.
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So, enjoy that you are still alive and that the planet hasn't exploded/become a nuclear wasteland/dinosaurs conjured by a time traveler haven't enslaved humanity.
Please bookmark!
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So there I was at 5:30 PM Eastern Standard time thinking "the rapture happens in 20 minutes. I wonder if I can get pizza in that time? And will they honor my coupon? Probably not the bastards. 'No coupon. No free soda. World ends!' "
ReplyDeleteOh well.