German Thieves Steal 5.5 Tons of Nutella

No. I did not make that headline up.

Apparently, over the weekend in Bad Hersfeld Germany, a group of thieves decided it would be a good idea to steal 5.5 tons of Nutella or an estimated $20,710 worth of the delicious chocolate spread, after previously stealing a trailer load of energy drinks.

So good... You just want tons of the stuff

Now the question that is probably on everyone's mind is what would any group of thieves want with 5.5 tons of Nutella? And I helpfully have no idea, as unless they are operating some sort of black market for delicious chocolate peanut butter like spread that sedates young children, there really is no logical explanation.

I mean come on, what would you do with 5.5 tons of the stuff? Make a chocolate mud pit and have German girls with massive pints (the glasses you dirty scoundrels) wrestle in it.... Wait, that actually sounds like a good idea...

And our first two Nutella mud wrestlers...

Hmmm

What say you?